Man:
"Haven't we met before?"
Woman:
"Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man:
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man:
"Is this seat empty?"
Woman:
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man:
"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman:
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man:
"Your place or mine?"
Woman:
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man:
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman:
"It's in the phone book."
Man:
"But I don't know your name."
Woman:
"That's in the phone book too."
Man:
"So what do you do for a living?"
Woman:
"I'm a female impersonator."
Man:
"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman:
"Do not Enter"
Man:
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman:
"Unfertilized !"
Man:
"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
reason"
Woman:
"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man:
"I know how to please a woman."
Woman:
"Then please leave me alone."
Man:
"I want to give myself to you."
Woman:
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man:
"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman:
"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man:
"Your body is like a temple."
Woman:
"Sorry, there are no services today."
Man:
"I'd go through anything for you."
Woman:
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man:
"I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:
"Yes, but would you stay there? |